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06 May 2011

JEWISH POKER CLUB

 JEWISH  POKER CLUB
  
   
  
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Seven  retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse  when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead  at the table.
  
  
Showing  respect for their fallen comrade, the other six continue playing, but  standing up.
  
  
At  the end of the game, Finklestein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna  tell his vife?"
  They  cut the cards.  Goldberg picks the low card and has to carry the  news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation  any worse.
  "Discreet?   I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.  Discretion is my  middle name.  Leave it to me."
  
  
Goldberg  goes over to the Meyer's condo and knocks on the door.  The wife  answers through the door and asks what he wants?  Goldberg  declares:  "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid  to come home."
  "Tell  him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
  
  
"I'll  go tell him." says Goldberg.
  
  
 
 
 
 
   
 


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