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10 August 2010

Children writing about the ocean

 ‘Promoting positive childhoods’

 


 
 Children writing about the ocean:

                           

  
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly, age 6)

                         

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
 


 3  - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island .
       If you don't have ocean all round you, you are
       incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7)      

                                                                                                               
 
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth,
 just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

             

 
5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

                                        

 6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and
 pots and comes back with crabs.(Millie, age 6)
                                              

 7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade
 winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind
 didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make
 the wind come. My brother said they would have been better
 off eating beans.(William, age 7)

                       
 
8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful
 and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? 
Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
 

                       

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother
 is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big
 sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

                                            
 10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
 Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live                      
 in caves under the sea where I think they have to
 plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

                          

 
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
 and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
 

                                 
                       
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
 Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down
 on each other. (Becky, age 8)

 13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when
 she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again
 because water fired right up her fanny. (Julie, age 7)     
                     

                                                            

14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown
 I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

                        
                                                                                                                           

 15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.            
 What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.
 (James, age 7)

        

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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