An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeatthis procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should havelost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 30lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the bloody skippin'
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeatthis procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should havelost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 30lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the bloody skippin'
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