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Bill Cosby (I'm Tired)

2011-09-14T04:59:00.001+02:00

Bill Cosby - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cosby

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You don't have to be 76 to agree!

Bill Cosby has a good point. Read on.

Bill Cosby : "I'm 76 and Tired"

I'm 76. Except for brief period in the 50's when I was doing my National Service, I've worked hard since I was 17. Except for some some serious health challenges, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn't call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as though retirement was a bad idea, and I'm tired. Very tired.
I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.
I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family "honour"; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't "believers"; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; of Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and Shari'a law tells them to.
I'm tired of being told that out of "tolerance for other cultures" we must let Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques and mandrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia, New Zealand, UK, America and Canada, while no one from these countries are allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other Arab country to teach love and tolerance..
I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate.

I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?
I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.
I'm really tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.

I'm also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20's bedeck them selves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves un-employable and claiming money from the Government.

Yes, I'm damn tired. But I'm also glad to be 76.. Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world these people are making. I'm just sorry for my granddaughter and her children. Thank God I'm on the way out and not on the way in.

There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!

This is your chance to make a difference.

" I'm 76 and I'm tired. If you don't forward this you are part of the problem".

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EU's Problems Summed Up

2011-09-14T04:54:00.001+02:00

Pythagorean theorem: 24 words
Lord's prayer: 66 words
Archimedes' Principle: 67 words
Ten Commandments: 179 words
Gettysburg address: 286 words
US Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: 7,818 words
EU regulations on the sale of cabbage:
26,911 words

– Europe's Problems Summed Up

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What is a Financial Bail-Out ?

2011-09-14T04:52:00.001+02:00

What is a Financial Bail-Out ?

It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down harshly, and all the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit.

...On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the town, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

The owner gives him some room-keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the €100 note and rushes down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of animal feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the friendly neighbourhood pub. The pub owner slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar - who, in spite of facing hardtimes, has always gladly offered him her 'services' on credit. 

The hooker then rushes over to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.

The hotel proprietor quietly replaces the €100 note back on the counter, so that the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, states that none of the rooms are satisfactory, picks up the €100 note, pockets it and leaves town.

...No one has produced anything. No one has earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that, dear ladies and gentlemen, is how a basic financial bailout package works !

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International joke

2011-07-17T23:56:00.001+02:00

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman. Two French men and one French woman. Two German men and one German woman. Two Greek men and one Greek woman. Two British men and one British woman. Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman. Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman. Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman. Two Irish men and one Irish woman. Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage a trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.

The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the British aren't having any fun.

The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this Godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

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Connaissez-vous la Reine Duracell... ???

2011-06-05T18:52:00.001+02:00

                           Elle dure… elle dure... et elle dure !!!

11

    Obama

10

   Bush 2

9

   Clinton

8

    Bush 1

7

Reagan



6

     Carter



5

  Ford

4

    Nixon



3

Kennedy

2

Eisenhower

1

  Truman



Elle sera sûrement bientôt considérée  ‘patrimoine mondial’ par l'Unesco...

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Ny sedel.....

2011-06-02T14:46:00.001+02:00

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lite kul....

2011-06-02T14:45:00.001+02:00

Moderna tider….

Klok….

En man och en kvinna var på semester. Efter middagen ville maken ta en tupplur.
Frun bestämmer sig då för att ta en tur i båten, fastän hon inte känner till sjön. Hon åker ut en bit, lägger ankar och tar fram en bok och sätter sig och läser.
Plötsligt kommer skogvaktaren förbi i sin båt. Han stannar bredvid kvinnan och säger:
-God morgon, frun! Vad gör ni?
-Jag läser en bok, svarar hon (och tänker, Syns inte det?)
-Det är fiskebegränsning här, informerar han.
-Ja, det är möjligt, men jag fiskar inte, jag läser.
-Ja, men du har utrustning till det. Så vitt jag vet, så kan du ju börja när som helst. Jag måste ta med dig in till stationen och skriva en rapport.
-För att jag läser? svarar hon tvivlande.
-Ja, det är fiskebegränsning här, informerar han igen.
-Men jag fiskar ju inte, jag läser.
-Jo, men du har utrustning till det, så du kan ju börja när som helst. Jag måste ta med dig in till stationen.
-Om du gör det blir jag tvungen att anmäla dig för sexuella trakasserier, säger kvinnan.
-Men jag har ju inte rört dig, säger skogvaktaren.
-Det är sant, men du har utrustning till det. Så vitt jag vet, så kan du ju börja när som helst.
-Ha en bra dag, frun! sa skogvaktaren och åkte iväg.

På dagis….

Oscar ber sin dagisfröken hjälpa honom att ta på sig sina stövlar innan han skall gå ut i kylan. De är jättebesvärliga att ta på och fröken måste verkligen göra världens ansträngning för att utföra uppdraget.
När äntligen stövlarna sitter på så säger Oscar:
- De sitter på fel fot.
Fröken tror inte sina ögon när hon konstaterar att det är som Oscar säger, stövlarna sitter fel. Hon drar som en dåre i 3 minuter för att ta av dem och börjar om med en superansträngning för att sätta på dem igen. Då säger Oscar:
- Det är inte mina stövlar!
Fröken andas djupt och lägger locket på sina känslorna för att inte skada lille Oscar som tittar på henne med en fast blick.
- OK, säger hon, vi tar av dem då! Och så sätter hon igång med samma träning som tidigare.
- Varför sa du inte det tidigare? Frågar hon när hon är klar.
Oscar svarar då:
- Det är inte mina stövlar, det är brorsans, men mamma vill att jag skall ha dem!
Fröken börjar gråta och mycket behärskat, fast bestämt, sätter hon på stövlarna för en tredje gång. Sedan lyfter hon Oscar, sätter på honom jacka och halsduk och frågar:
- Var är dina vantar?
Och Oscar svarar:
- Jag la dem i stövlarna!

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GLASGOW HOSPITALS Oh my dog !

2011-05-26T19:08:00.001+02:00

These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries

in NHS Greater Glasgow

1. The patient has no previous history of suicide.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.

29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

31.. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

32. The patient was to have a bowel resection.. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

For the sake of your health - stay away from hospital

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JEWISH POKER CLUB

2011-05-06T05:32:00.001+02:00

JEWISH POKER CLUB

   Seven retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

   Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other six continue playing, but standing up.

   At the end of the game, Finklestein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his vife?"
They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the low card and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet?   I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."

   Goldberg goes over to the Meyer's condo and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants? Goldberg declares: "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.

   "I'll go tell him." says Goldberg.

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blagues corses...pardon, jene résiste pas !

2011-04-14T21:06:00.001+02:00

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> > >	> Pourquoi les Corses sont tous petits ? > > Parce qu'on leur a toujours dit : "Quand tu seras grand, tu devras travailler !" > >	> > >
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> > >	> Après les épreuves du Bac, un Corse rentre chez lui et son père le questionne : > > - Alors, et ce bac, ça a marché ? > > - Tu va être fier de moi : Ils m'ont interrogé trois heures et j'ai rien dit !	> > >
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> > >	> Un touriste visite la Corse. Il s'arrête près d'un paysan qui est allongé sur un transat en train de manger des cerises. De temps en temps, ce paysan recrache les noyaux. Le touriste lui demande : > > - Ca va ? > > - Ben ça va, vous voyez, je plante !	> > >
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> > >	> Un Corse se plaint : > > - C'est épouvantable ! Avec mon chef, il m'est impossible de dormir au bureau. > > - Pourquoi ? Il te réveille ? > > - Non, il ronfle.
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> > >	> Dans une Librairie de Bastia, un Corse demande un livre sur le jardinage. > > Le vendeur le conseille : > > - Quand vous aurez lu celui-ci, votre travail sera à moitié fait !	> > >

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> > >	> Un Corse désespère : > > - Enfin, Didier, dit-il à son fils, je sais bien que ton arrière-grand-père est un fainéant, que ton grand-père est un fainéant, que ton grand-oncle est fainéant. Je suis moi-même fainéant comme mon frère. Je comprends donc que toi aussi tu sois fainéant, mais il n'y a plus de limites ! A trente ans, tu devrais fonder un foyer. Imagine que tu aies des enfants. Ils pourront peut-être travailler pour toi et te nourrir quand tu seras vieux. > > - C'est une bonne idée ça, papa, que je me marie. Mais, par hasard, tu connaîtrais pas une femme enceinte ? > >	> > >
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> > >	> Deux Corses se promènent. Soudain, l'un d'eux écrase un escargot d'un coup de pied rageux. > > - Qu'est-ce qui te prend, Maurice, t'es fada, non ? > > - Non, il commençait à m'énerver à nous suivre depuis plus d'une heure. > >	> > >
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> > >	> Un Corse affirme : > > - Moi et ma femme, nous formons le plus heureux des couples. En effet, pour être heureux, il faut avoir un bon boulot et une bonne santé. Ma femme a le bon boulot, et moi, j'ai une bonne santé !	> > >
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> > >	> Deux Corses s'installent à la terrasse d'un café où ils demeurent ainsi pendant un quart d'heure. Soudain, l'un d'eux se met à bâiller : > > - Oh, Marcel, pendant que tu bâilles, appelle le garçon !	> > >
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> > >	> Deux Corses discutent : > > - Que ferais-tu si tu gagnais au Loto deux millions ? > > - Rien, absolument rien ! > >	> > >
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> > >	> Dans un refuge de montagne, en Corse, un vieux berger et son fils attendent les beaux jours pour redescendre au village. > > - Oh fils ! Va voir dehors un peu s'il pleut ! > > Le fils ne bouge pas d'un poil et lui répond : > > - Y'a qu'à siffler le chien et lui tâter le poil... On verra bien s'il est mouillé !	> > >
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> > >	> Quelle est la différence entre le drapeau russe et le drapeau corse ? > > - Sur le drapeau corse, il n'y a pas d'outils. > >	> > >
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> > >	> En Corse, Doumé aperçoit Dominique en train de rouler une cigarette. > > - Dis Dominique, je croyais que tu ne fumais plus à cause de ton coeur ? > > - C'est vrai, mais maintenant, comme tu le vois, je ne les achète plus toutes faites, je les roule moi-même car le docteur m'a dit que je pouvais fumer à condition de faire de l'exercice. > >	> > >
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> > >	> Dans le cimetière d'un petit village corse, une vieille dame frappe rageusement sur une tombe avec sa canne. Doumé qui passe par-là s'en étonne et demande à la grand-mère : > > - Oh ! Antonia, qu'est-ce qui te prend ? > > - C'est mon mari : il est allé voter aujourd'hui et il n'est même pas passé me voir !	> > >

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> > >	> Pourquoi n'y a t-il que des jolies filles en Corse ? > > - Ce sont des bombes... > >	> > >
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> > >	> Doumé et son pote Antonin sont assis sur un banc à l'entrée d'un village corse, au bord de la route. Passe une voiture qui laisse tomber une mallette qui s'ouvre sous le choc et laisse découvrir des liasses de billets. Doumé secoue Antonin : > > - Si le vent se lève, on est riche !	> > >
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> > >	> Doumé va sur le continent et voit un bâtiment portant sur sa façade une inscription : "Médecine du travail". Il s'exclame : > > - Il leur en aura fallut du temps pour s'apercevoir que le travail rendait malade !	> > >
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> > >	> Un Corse installé depuis un an sur le continent écrit à son frère : "Viens ici, il n'y a qu'à se baisser pour ramasser de l'argent". Le frère prend le bateau et, à peine arrivé à Marseille, sur le quai, il aperçoit un billet de 100 ¤. Il se baisse pour le ramasser puis se ravise : > > - Je commencerais à travailler demain. > >	> > >
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> > >	> Un riche Corse, sur le point de mourir, décide de léguer sa fortune au plus fainéant de ses trois fils qu'il décide de tester. Il demande à l'aîné de monter : > > - Oh, mon fils ! Que fais-tu si tu es à la terrasse d'un bar, qu'il fait très chaud et que tu aperçois un billet de 100 ¤ de l'autre côté de la route ? > > - Ouh... J'attends qu'il fasse moins chaud pour aller le chercher ! > > Le vieillard appelle ensuite son deuxième fils - Que fais-tu, mon fils, si une jolie fille te fait de l'oeil pendant ta sieste ? > > - Je termine d'abord ma sieste ! > > Le vieillard appelle alors le cadet : > > - Oh ! Do

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Blague

2011-04-09T21:40:00.001+02:00

C'est un commercial de Coca qui revient du Moyen-Orient très remonté.

Il y était parti pour développer la marque là-bas.

Son ami lui demande "alors, pourquoi n'as-tu pas réussi avec les Arabes ? "

Il lui répond : " quand j'ai été envoyé au Moyen-Orient, j'étais très confiant de pouvoir faire de bonnes

ventes car Coca-cola n'est pas connu là-bas. Mais le problème était que je ne parlais pas arabe. J'ai

donc fait passer le message à travers 3 images….

la 1ère image présentait un homme allongé dans le sable chaud du désert, totalement faible et

épuisé…

la 2ème présentait un homme buvant du Coca….

la 3ème photo montrait notre homme totalement rafraichi….. »

Et ces panneaux furent publiés dans toute la ville……

« Ben ça aurait dû bien marcher ? » lui répond son ami….

« Un putain d'enfer ouais !!!! » lui répond le commercial……

« Je ne savais pas que les arabes lisaient de droite à gauche »…….

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Spain Dodges Fallout From Portugal Bailout Request

2011-04-09T08:17:00.001+02:00

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Cloud Touch Facebook phone clears FCC

2011-04-09T08:05:00.001+02:00

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INQ has received word that the Cloud Touch Facebook Phone has cleared the FCC. Dubbed simply “The Facebook Phone,” the Cloud Touch will likely head to AT&T since testing included support for GSM 850 and 1900 bands, as well as WCDMA Bands II and V. There’s no word on when the Cloud Touch will make it to MaBell, or how much it will run, but analysts looking at pricing and availability in Europe speculate that the device will sell for about $500 unsubsidized or $30 with a two year deal from AT&T. And although we don’t have a launch date just yet, the 180 day request for non disclosure should put this in AT&T stores sometime in late summer or early fall, if guessing correctly.

Specs for the Cloud Touch Facebook Phone include a Qualcomm MSM7227 800MHz processor, 3.5” touch screen, 512MB of internal storage, GPS, WiFi and Bluetooth. In addition, it will run Android 2.2 (Froyo) out of the box, which is a drag, but considering it’s relatively slower processor, it’s not going to be doing a lot of high end applications. The heart of the phone is it’s Facebook applications, including status updates, chat places, and events. Additionally, Facebook’s Social graphing application will enable users who live on the site daily to get updates directly from those they interact with the most.

The phone is also a 5MP camera, but I wouldn’t expect HD considering the low power of the processor and screen. So while users will be able to upload images and videos directly to … you guessed it … Facebook, they’re likely not to be in high definition. But at least users will have a full slide up QWERTY to type with. If this phone doesn’t float your boat, there are two more Facebook phones coming down the pipe this summer as well, including the HTC Salsa and Cha Cha.

So, if you’re a Facebook user looking for an Android tool to help live your lives on the Social site, stay tuned here at AC for more info on the Facebook Phone Trio as it develops.

[via Wireless Goodness]

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Most Students suffer from Smartphone Withdrawl Study Finds

2011-04-09T08:02:00.001+02:00

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“I am an addict. I don’t need alcohol, cocaine or any other derailing form of social depravity,” said one British participant, “Media is my drug; without it I was lost.”

Researchers say the result of the symptoms could be due to the fact that the principal subjects of the study, 17-23 year-olds, have grown up wired and live their lives more online than they do interacting in the real world. So the real world applications of interacting face to face is more foreign to them than engaging online. Many students experienced feelings of confusion, being isolated, and even felt like a failure without their gadgets keeping them plugged in. And many, who have wanted to disengaged from the gadgets that control their lives, fear to do so because of peer pressure, worrying that disconnecting will lead to ostracizing from friends.

But the good news is that students in the study who engaged in one on one conversations during the studies found them to be far more in depth and fulfilling than the chats provided by social media threads. And it’s not surprising considering regular conversations don’t have a 140 character limit and talking face to face actually requires a person to stay attentive. But if one isn’t used to personal interaction, such face to face attention may initially cause insecure feelings. Additionally, personal interaction means a person is far less likely to be blunt or even rude in their reactions, or are less likely to be verbally critical in a conversation.

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à voir et à revoir!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-03-29T22:16:00.001+02:00

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être chat

2011-03-27T17:39:00.001+02:00

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9 months later

2011-03-12T18:00:00.001+01:00

9 Months Later...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

So they loaded up Jack's
minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to
myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbours
will talk if I let you stay in my
house.'

'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll
be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the
weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The
lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
settled in for the night..

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and
they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected
letter from an attorney...

It took him a few minutes to
figure it out, but he finally determined that it was
from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met
on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and
asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we
stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' said Bob

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes !,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I
have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead
of telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm
afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.'

And you thought the ending would be different...didn't you?...
you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of
the day!

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test de maternelle

2011-01-20T18:58:00.001+01:00

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Hi Jack

2011-01-07T08:22:00.001+01:00

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BBC News - Bail appeal for Wikileaks founder Assange on Thursday

2010-12-15T19:37:00.001+01:00

Swedish prosecutors will make their appeal against bail for Wikileaks founder Julian Assange at the High Court on Thursday.

The 39-year-old was granted bail at City of Westminster Magistrates' Court on Tuesday on the condition he provides sureties of £240,000 in cash.

But he was forced to remain in Wandsworth Prison pending the appeal.

Mr Assange is fighting extradition to Sweden, where he denies sexually assaulting two women.

He argues that the allegations against him are politically motivated and are designed to distract attention from the sensitive material being exposed by his whistle-blowing website.

via bbc.co.uk

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BOOGIE WOOGIE (WoW!!!!- THIS IS GREAT!!!!)

2010-11-22T14:52:00.001+01:00

BOOGIE WOOGIE (WoW!!!!- THIS IS GREAT!!!!)

CLICK ON THE (RED) LINK BELOW

BOOGIEWOOGIE.wmv

If
                                you can take your eyes off her, the male dancer
                                is super . . . never moves his shoulders
                                compared to what his feet and knees are doing.
                                And the top of his head stays at the same height
                                no matter what.

This
                                is a pianist from Switzerland who plays some of
                                the best Boogie Woogie anywhere. He is so BIG
                                over there, they hold a week-long Boogie Woogie
                                contest every year and all the best players in
                                the world are invited. In this video he is
                                joined by 2 amazing dancers... The male dancer
                                even has a haircut from the
                                forties.

Turn
                                up the volume, watch and give it a listen! If
                                you experience any trouble tapping your foot to
                                the beat, you had better hurry and schedule an
                                appointment with your
                                physician.

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T
                                REMEMBER,
THIS IS HOW THE BOOGIE WOOGIE
                                WAS DONE!
This one was done exceedingly
                                well....hope you
                                enjoy!

__________

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LE PRESIDENT RUSSE APRÈS LE DÉJEUNER DU G8...!

2010-11-21T22:53:00.001+01:00

LE PRESIDENT RUSSE APRÈS LE DÉJEUNER DU G8...!

> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >

parole de marin breton :

"Si l'horizon n'est pas net, reste à la buvette"

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The Magnets

2010-11-19T12:13:00.001+01:00

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Oh no!!

2010-11-15T17:50:00.001+01:00

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Keep smiling
:-)

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English is a funny language

2010-11-11T09:23:00.001+01:00

*You think English is easy???

Read to the end . . . a new twist**
*
1) The bandage was* wound *around the* wound.
*
2) The farm was used to* produce produce *.

3) The dump was so full that it had to* refuse* more* refuse*.

4) We must *polish* the* Polish *furniture.

5) He could* lead* if he would get the *lead* out.

6) The soldier decided to *desert* his dessert in the* desert.
*
7) Since there is no time like the *present*, he thought it was time to*
present* the* present .*

8) A* bass* was painted on the head of the* bass *drum.

9) When shot at, the* dove dove* into the bushes.

10) I did not* object* to the* object.
*
11) The insurance was* invalid* for the* invalid.
*
12) There was a* row* among the oarsmen about how to *row* .

13) They were too *close* to the door to* close* it.

14) The buck* does *funny things when the* does* are present.

15) A seamstress and a* sewer* fell down into a* sewer* line..

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his* sow* to* sow.
*
17) The* wind* was too strong to* wind* the sail.

18) Upon seeing the* tear* in the painting I shed a* tear.
*
19) I had to *subject* the* subject* to a series of tests.

20) How can I* intimate *this to my most* intimate* friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant,
nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins
weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are
candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for
granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work
slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither fromGuinea nor
is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the
plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One
index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one
amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of
them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats
vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English
speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what
language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and
send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a
wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a
language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill
in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That
is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are
out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?

*
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other
two-letter word, and that is**'UP.'
**
**It's easy to understand** UP*, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the
list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake *UP* ?
At a meeting, why does a topic come* UP* ?
Why do we speak *UP* and why are the officers* UP* for election and why is
it *UP* to the secretary to write* UP* a report ?
We call* UP* our friends.
And we use it to brighten* UP* a room, polish* UP* the silver; we warm *UP* the
leftovers and clean *UP* the kitchen.
We lock* UP* the house and some guys fix* UP* the old car.
At other times the little word has real special meaning.
People stir *UP** *trouble, line* UP* for tickets, work* UP* an appetite,
and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
A drain must be opened* UP* because it is stopped UP.
We open* UP* a store in the morning but we close it *UP* at night.
*
We seem to be pretty mixed** UP* about *UP *!
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of* UP*, look the word *UP* in the
dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes *UP** *almost 1/4th of the page and can
add* UP* to about thirty definitions.
If you are *UP* to it, you might try building* UP* a list of the many ways *
UP* is used.
It will take* UP* a lot of your time, but if you don't give *UP*, you may
wind* UP* with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding *UP* .
When the sun comes out we say it is clearing* **UP*...
*When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things **UP*.
*When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry* *UP*.
*
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it* *UP*, for now my time is *UP*,
so........it is time to shut *UP*!

Now it's *UP* to you what you do with this email.

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Vive le chat et surtout Geluck

2010-11-04T17:50:00.001+01:00

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Environnement

2010-11-03T17:46:00.001+01:00

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Lite kul mitt i regn och rusk

2010-11-03T17:43:00.001+01:00

HUR SKA MAN PRIORITERA?

Det sägs att det är nyttigt att varje dag äta ett äpple, och en banan för kalcium. Man ska också äta en apelsin för C-vitamin! Och det är ett måste att dricka en kopp grönt te (utan socker för att undvika diabetes) för att minska kolesterol i kroppen!

Man måste också dricka 2 liter vatten varje dag och sedan kissa lika mycket, vilket fördubblar tiden man hittills har tillbringat på toa. Man måste också dricka ett glas yoghurt varje dag för att få de bra bakterierna i magen, som ingen vet vad de exakt är, men du MÅSTE ha minst en miljon sådana i magen, annars är det illa!
Du ska också ta ett glas rött vin för att undvika hjärtinfarkt. Och så ett glas vitt vin för att skydda ditt nervsystem! Och ett glas öl (jag minns inte varför det var nyttigt!) Men om du tar dessa tre samtidigt kan du få stroke, fast det gör inte så mycket, du kommer inte ens att märka det.

Man ska också äta nötter och bönor/ärtor varje dag. En hel massa nötter/bönor/ärtor. Du ska äta 4 till 6 måltider per dag, lätta måltider, men glöm inte att du ska tugga varje tugga minst 36 gånger. Bara för det behövs det 5 timmar!

Och så en sak till: efter varje måltid ska du borsta tänderna. Borsta dina tänder efter äpplet, yoghurten, bananen, nötterna, bönorna och ärtorna. Detta ska du göra så länge du har tänder, och glöm inte tandtråden, tandköttsmassagen och munvattnet. När du ändå håller på med detta, kan du ju städa badrummet, kanske installera CD-spelare eller TV där inne, för med tanke på allt vattendrickande och tandborstande lär du tillbringa en hel del tid i badrummet.

Man måste också sova minst 8 timmar per dag och jobba 8 timmar per dag, plus de 5 timmarna som behövs för att äta, det blir 21 timmar. Det är 3 timmar kvar, under förutsättning att det inte är trafikstockning när du åker till och från jobbet. Enligt statistiken tittar folk på TV 3 timmar per dag. Det fungerar inte längre, eftersom man måste ta en promenad varje dag i minst en halv timme (ett råd: efter 15 minuters promenad, vänd tillbaka, i annat fall tar din promenad en hel timme).
Du måste också hinna med att träffa dina vänner, för de är som växter, måste tas hand om dagligen.

Bland allt annat måste du också hålla dig informerad, dvs. läsa minst två dags- och några stycken kvällstidningar, för att kunna ha en kritisk inställning i livet.

Du ska också ha sex varje dag, men utan att det ska bli rutinmässigt. Du ska vara innovativ, kreativ och varje gång på nytt förföra din partner. För detta krävs ju tid. Och då har vi inte ens nämnt tantriskt sex.
Du ska också hinna med din familj, hinna moppa golv, diska, tvätta, för att inte tala om allt du måste göra om du har barn eller husdjur.
När man räknar ihop allt detta ovan behövs det minst 29 timmar.
Den enda lösningen är att göra flera saker samtidigt!
T.ex. duscha med kallt vatten och håll munnen öppen så får du dina 2 liter vatten per dag. Medan du lämnar badrummet med tandborsten i munnen kan du samtidigt ha sex med din partner, som i sin tur tittar på TV och läser tidningar medan du torkar golv.
Då har du fortfarande en hand ledig, med vilken du kan ringa till dina vänner och släktingar. Drick vin efter det , du kommer att behöva det.
Sen om du skulle få 2 minuter över, skicka detta mail vidare till dina vänner (som man ska vårda dagligen), medan du äter äpplet, vilket är som sagt väldigt nyttigt.

Dags för mig att sluta nu, för mellan äpplet, yoghurten, ölen, den första litern vatten och min tredje måltid idag (inkl. nötter/bönor/ärtor), vet jag inte längre vad jag måste göra, men jag vet att jag måste gå på toa NU.
Jag lär spara några minuter om jag borstar tänderna samtidigt ännu en gång!

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A Different World

2010-11-03T17:36:00.001+01:00

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Funny Cartoons

2010-11-01T12:56:00.001+01:00

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Sigalon's Soup - made by the Swedish Frog

2010-10-30T19:11:00.001+02:00

Taste it --- Every day - new ingredients!

Currently, the gourmets come from 137 different countries.

Bon Appetit!

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La crise !!!

2010-10-21T07:17:00.001+02:00

>

> Objet : La crise !!!
>
>

>
>
>
>

Dans quelle merde on est… !A+.
>

> >

Moi aussi je suis touché par la crise économique :  > > - Je mange du fromage moisi...
> > > > > > > > ... de la viande desséchée....
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ... je bois du vin qui est vieux...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >    > > ... ma voiture n'a plus de toit.....
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > >   ... et je me baigne seulement à la maison !
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > >   Putain de crise !!!!!

>
>
>

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Singing Another Tune

2010-10-18T12:46:00.001+02:00

It wouldn't be funny if it weren't so true...

Julie Andrews turned 69 and to commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favourite Things" from the legendary movie "The Sound Of Music."

Here are the actual lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillac's and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favourite things..

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short, shrunken frames,
When we remember our favourite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from
the crowd that lasted over four minutes and
repeated encores. Please share Ms. Andrews'
clever wit and humour with others who would
appreciate it.

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Test d'embauche

2010-10-13T21:55:00.001+02:00

TEST D' EMBAUCHE DANS LA GENDARMERIE

Un homme veut s'engager dans la Gendarmerie Nationale

L'adjudant chef qui le reçoit lui dit :

" Vos qualifications semblent bonnes, mais il reste un test

d'attitude que vous devez passer avant de pouvoir être accepté."

Il pose un pistolet automatique sur le bureau et lui dit :

"Prenez ce pistolet, sortez et tuez six immigrants illégaux, six

vendeurs de drogue, six extrémistes musulmans et un lapin."

"Pourquoi le lapin ?"

Bonne réponse", dit le gradé : " Vous commencez demain."

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Nouveau critère de départ en retraite

2010-10-13T14:45:00.001+02:00

Quand ça t'arrivera, il sera temps de prendre ta retraite

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Garage door covers

2010-10-07T15:21:00.001+02:00

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How get your neighbours talking .....

:-)

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New Mercedes

2010-10-07T09:56:00.001+02:00

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Thank You - IS

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Sagesse amérindienne

2010-10-04T12:48:00.001+02:00

DEUX LOUPS

"Un soir, un vieux Cherokee parlait à son petit-fils du combat qui a lieu à lintérieur des gens. Il disait : « Mon petit, il y a une lutte entre deux loups à lintérieur de chacun de nous."

« Lun est le Mal - cest la colère, l'envie, la jalousie, le chagrin, le regret, la cupidité, l'arrogance, l'apitoiement, la culpabilité, l'amertume, le sentiment dinfériorité, le mensonge, l'orgueil, la supériorité et l'égo.

« Lautre est le Bien - cest la joie, la paix, l'amour, l'espoir, la sérénité, l'humilité, la bonté, la bienveillance, l'empathie, la générosité, la vérité, la compassion et la foi. »

Le petit-fils a réfléchi pendant quelques instants, puis il a demandé à son grand-père : « Quel loup peut gagner? »

Le vieux Cherokee a simplement répondu : « Celui que tu nourris. »

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Va chercher ta mère !

2010-10-03T07:03:00.001+02:00

> Un petit garçon paysan et son père visitaient un centre commercial.
>
> Ils étaient abasourdis par presque tout ce qu'ils voyaient, et plus particulièrement par deux murs brillants de couleur argent qui pouvaient s'ouvrir en deux et se refermer.
>
> Le petit garçon demanda :
> - C'est quoi, Père ?
>
> Le père n'ayant jamais vu un ascenseur auparavant, répondit :
> - Fils, je n'ai jamais rien vu de tel dans ma vie.
> Je ne sais pas ce que c'est.
>
> Alors que le petit garçon et son père regardaient avec admiration, une vieille femme dans un fauteuil roulant avança jusqu'aux murs et appuya sur le bouton. Les murs s'ouvrirent et la dame roula jusque dans la petite salle. Les murs se fermèrent et le petit garçon et son père regardèrent les chiffres défiler séquentiellement sur un cadran au-dessus des murs.
>
> Ils continuèrent de regarder jusqu'à ce que les chiffres se mirent à défiler dans l'ordre inverse.
> Les murs s'ouvrirent à nouveau et une très belle jeune femme de 24 ans sortit.
>
> Alors, le père murmura à son fils :
> - Va chercher ta mère !
>

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Fwd:

2010-10-03T06:56:00.001+02:00

N ' OUBLIEZ PAS LE SON .... Ingénieur agronome, ancien de
l'INRA (Institut National de la Recherche Agronomique ), qui a
préféré démissionner, plutôt que de se
taire.....

http://www.koreus.com/video/alerte-babylone

(\_/)
(='.'=)
(\(" ")

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Oh dear......!

2010-09-17T23:38:00.001+02:00

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke a n a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

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New car

2010-09-17T07:26:00.001+02:00

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as
to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up
from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.
Then we'll talk about the car.'
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer,
and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've
brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your
Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong
evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice they walked everywhere they
went?
------------------------------

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LA RECONNAISSANCE

2010-09-15T16:15:00.001+02:00

>
La reconnaissance :

Voilà la différence, assez réaliste !

> > Un jour un fleuriste se rend chez le barbier pour se faire couper les cheveux.
> > Après sa coupe, il demande combien il doit. Le barbier répond
> > - C'est gratuit, je fais du bénévolat cette semaine.
> > Il s'en va tout content.
> > Le lendemain, en ouvrant sa boutique, le barbier trouve à sa porte une carte de remerciement et une douzaine de roses.
> > Plus tard, le boulanger se présente et se fait couper les cheveux.
> > Quand il vient pour payer, le barbier lui dit:
> > - Je ne peux accepter d'argent, cette semaine, je fais du bénévolat.
> > Heureux, le boulanger s'en va tout content, et le lendemain, dépose à la porte du barbier une douzaines de beignets, avec un mot de remerciement.
> > Puis, le député du département se présente et lorsqu'il vient pour payer, le barbier lui répond:
> > - Mais non, cette semaine c'est gratuit. Je fais mon bénévolat !
> > Très heureux de cette aubaine, le député quitte la boutique.
> > Le lendemain quand le barbier vient pour ouvrir, une douzaine de membres du parlement attendent en ligne pour se faire couper les cheveux gratuitement.
> >
> > Voila mes amis, la différence fondamentale entre les citoyens de ce pays et les politiciens qui nous gouvernent.

>

>

> >
> >
> >
> >

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Technoloy...

2010-09-15T11:59:00.001+02:00

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smile

:-)

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Some unusual signs

2010-09-13T13:13:00.001+02:00

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Hotel KEY CARDS ( worth reading )

2010-09-13T13:07:00.001+02:00

Always take a small magnet on your holiday; they come in handy at the end of it. Thought you all needed to know this.

This is pretty good info. Never even thought about key cards containing anything other than an access code for the room!

HOTEL KEY CARDS

Ever wonder what is on your magnetic key card.

Answer:
a. Customer's name
b. Customer's partial home address
c. Hotel room number
d. Check-in date and out dates
e. Customer's credit card number and expiration date!

When you turn them in to the front desk your personal information is there for any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the hotel scanner. An employee can take a hand full of cards home and using a scanning device, access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your expense.

Simply put, hotels do not erase the information on these cards until an employee reissues the card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the new guest's information is electronically 'overwritten' on the card and the previous guest's information is erased in the overwriting process.

But until the card is rewritten for the next guest, it usually is kept in a drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT!

The bottom line is:Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them. NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket, and NEVER turn them into the front desk when you check out of a room.
They will not charge you for the card (it's illegal for them to charge you for it) and you'll be sure you are not leaving a lot of valuable personal information on it that could be easily lifted off with any simple scanning device card reader.

For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and discover you still have the card key in your pocket, do not toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it home and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic information strip!

If you have a small magnet, pass it across the magnetic strip several times. Then try it in the door, it will not work. It erases everything on the card.

Information courtesy of: Metropolitan Police Service.

PLEASE FORWARD to friends and family.

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Urgent Warning for Next Thursday!!!

2010-09-10T07:56:00.001+02:00

Urgent Warning for Next Thursday!!!

Aliens are coming to Earth on next Thursday and their mission is to abduct all good looking and sexy "old" people.

You will be safe; I'm just emailing you to say goodbye.

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Une formule pour comprendre ?

2010-09-08T18:08:00.001+02:00

SIMPLE, NON ?
>
> On aurait trouvé la formule qui permet de comprendre les femmes... !!!
> FRANCIS
>
>

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Bons Mots

2010-09-05T22:55:00.001+02:00

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A Problem for St Peter

2010-09-04T00:29:00.001+02:00

A Problem for St Peter

*On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a
fatal car accident.**

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St.
Peter to process them into Heaven.*
* While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in
Heaven?**

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let
me go find out,' and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are
still waiting. *
*As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in
Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. *
*'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
bedraggled.

'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't
work out? *

*Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced , slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest
up here! *

*Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer?!'*

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High-tech meteorology

2010-09-01T12:34:00.001+02:00

It was April and the local indigenous tribe in a remote part of Northern
Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or
mild.

Since he was an elder in a modern community, he had never been taught the
old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was
going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should collect
firewood to be prepared.
But being a practical leader, after several days he had an idea.

He walked out to the telephone booth on the highway, called the Bureau of
Meteorology and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
The meteorologist responded, 'It looks like this winter is going to be quite
cold.'

So the elder went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood
in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the Bureau of Meteorology again. 'Does it still look
like it is going to be a very cold winter?'
The meteorologist again replied, 'Yes, it's going to be a very cold winter.'

The elder again went back to his community and ordered them to collect every
scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the elder called the Bureau again. 'Are you absolutely sure
that the winter is going to be very cold?' he asked.
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going
to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the elder asked.

The weatherman replied,
'Our satellites have reported that the local indigenous tribe in the north
are collecting firewood like crazy, and that's always a sure sign'

------------------------------

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A history lesson

2010-09-01T12:32:00.001+02:00

�

�
Railroad tracks.
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.

��

Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England , and English expatriates designed the US railroads.

��
Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used.

��
Why did 'they' use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.

��
Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England , because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.

��
So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England ) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since.

��
And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.

Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.

��
So the next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with this?' , you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. (Two horses' asses.)�

Now, the twist to the story:

�
When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah�

The
engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds.

��
So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass. And you thought being a horse's ass wasn't important? Ancient horse's asses control almost everything... and
CURRENT Horses Asses in Washington are controlling everything else�
�

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Women as explained by engineers................

2010-08-30T15:24:00.001+02:00

WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS

Part IV

Part V

And Finally!
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

B

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something
that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh,
and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor.

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2010-08-29T11:15:00.001+02:00

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From: johanna reyes <johanna_reyes@hotmail.com>
Date: 29 August 2010 09:41
Subject: FW: 65 après
To: Sam Molander <sigalon@gmail.com>

From: j.reyes@lombardodier.com
To: johanna_reyes@hotmail.com
Subject: 65 après
Date: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 14:52:56 +0200

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Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

2010-08-21T23:01:00.001+02:00

  AAADD -YQrf%2b%2b0z10PqYNgkXQcra2O7pWVFFONT>  Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!  Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests itself:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,   I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I picked up from the post man earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the post-box when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my cheque book off the table, and notice that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The coffee is getting cold, And I decide to make another cup.
As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye - the flowers need water.
I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control.Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed
The bills aren't paid
There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the counter
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys..
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.
I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....
Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know,Because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

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Fwd:

2010-08-21T11:17:00.001+02:00

Vachement bien fait.....
> >

Cet homme marche autour du monde pour la mucoviscidose. Permettez lui d'atteindre sa destination.
Ayez une pensée pour tous ceux qui sont affectés par cette terrible maladie.
Il parcourt le monde, par courriel !! . Faites-le suivre afin qu'il y parvienne !
SVP appuyez sur 'Tranférer' pour que l'animation continue
   ça marche au nombre de connections
   NE L'ARRÊTEZ PAS !

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Compter les moutons

2010-08-20T14:03:00.001+02:00

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Tony Blair new book

2010-08-20T11:52:00.001+02:00

A real letter
:-)

From the Daily Telegraph 19.8.2010:

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Gaining in translation

Sir- I shall wait for the German edition of " A Journey", Tony Blair's
book. Eine Fahrt sounds like a much more appropriate title.

Colin McDonald
Nottingham

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Live every day with enjoyment.

2010-08-19T11:55:00.001+02:00

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Children writing about the ocean

2010-08-10T14:01:00.001+02:00

‘Promoting positive childhoods’

Children writing about the ocean:



1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly, age 6)


2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3)   - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island .
      If you don't have ocean all round you, you are
       incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7)


4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth,
just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)


5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and
pots and comes back with crabs.(Millie, age 6)


7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade
winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind
didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make
the wind come. My brother said they would have been better
off eating beans.(William, age 7)


8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful
and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?
Like, really? (Helen, age 6)



9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother
is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live
in caves under the sea where I think they have to
plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)


11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)



12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down
on each other. (Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when
she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again
because water fired right up her fanny. (Julie, age 7)



14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown
I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)



15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.
What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.
(James, age 7)

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California Vs Arizona

2010-07-14T00:44:00.001+02:00

Subject: California vs Arizona

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what
is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and
bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating
it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills
the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous
animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote
awareness program" for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat
rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the
world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.
State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional
special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit
against the State.

Arizona:

The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A
Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps
jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point
cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that's why California is broke.

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DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS

2010-07-02T16:43:00.001+02:00

*DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family
values.

Stu said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'

Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'

---------------------------------------------------------

'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court
Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week.'

'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then
I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'

---------------------------------------------------------

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room,
took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife
at all.'

'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good*
with the kids.'

-----------------------------------------------------------

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you
will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on
you.'

The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

----------------------------------------------------------

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:

1. The DNA all matches.

2. There are no dental records.

** **----------------------------------------------------------

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll tak*
*e** to** **fly from San Francisco to New York City ?' The agent
replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
**
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*
*
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of
thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even
more thunder rumbling in the distance.* *

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's
there.'*

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We have arrived at the formula for understanding women

2010-06-18T18:38:00.001+02:00

"...et en conséquence, chers étudiants, nous arrivons maintenant à la formule permettant de comprendre les femmes"

"And thus, dear students, we have arrived at the formula for understanding women".

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Nutrition fact :-)

2010-06-10T14:55:00.001+02:00

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A health forum speaker asks :
"Which food causes extreme suffering for years after eating it ?"

After a long silence, an old man answered : "Wedding Cake "???

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I think I'm in TROUBLE!!

2010-06-06T09:11:00.001+02:00

I Think I'm in TROUBLE..........................

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Sveriges Radio

2010-06-05T18:18:00.001+02:00

Allt på sverigesradio.se

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Bill Cosby (I'm Tired)

EU's Problems Summed Up

What is a Financial Bail-Out ?

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Connaissez-vous la Reine Duracell... ???

Ny sedel.....

lite kul....

GLASGOW HOSPITALS Oh my dog !

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blagues corses...pardon, jene résiste pas !

Blague

Spain Dodges Fallout From Portugal Bailout Request

Cloud Touch Facebook phone clears FCC

Most Students suffer from Smartphone Withdrawl Study Finds

à voir et à revoir!!!!!!!!!!!

être chat

9 months later

test de maternelle

Hi Jack

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Va chercher ta mère !

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Oh dear......!

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Une formule pour comprendre ?

Bons Mots

A Problem for St Peter

High-tech meteorology

A history lesson

Untitled

Women as explained by engineers................

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Fwd:

Compter les moutons

Tony Blair new book

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